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jsatterfield
01-19-2009, 12:02 PM
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
jsatterfield
01-20-2009, 06:00 PM
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
:shoot:
Daisy
01-20-2009, 06:31 PM
Hee, hee, and what happens when you're cremated??? :pinch:
Swadlo
01-20-2009, 09:04 PM
Hee, hee, and what happens when you're cremated???
You get burned:nasty::nasty::nasty:
Swadlo
Daisy
01-21-2009, 06:55 AM
Ooohhh, good one, Swadlo............:pinch:
Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?
jsatterfield
01-21-2009, 09:58 AM
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? :confused:
Daisy
01-22-2009, 07:51 AM
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? :sly:
jsatterfield
01-22-2009, 12:35 PM
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? :confused:
Daisy
01-22-2009, 12:40 PM
Where's that extra penny going to?
Ummm, the government, where ALL the extra pennies go, silly!! :smk3:
jsatterfield
02-04-2009, 03:33 PM
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? :smk3:
Daisy
02-04-2009, 03:57 PM
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?? :rolleyes:
Zoidberg
02-04-2009, 04:41 PM
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? :smk3:
My better half would eat it. She uses that setting.
Daisy
02-04-2009, 04:49 PM
That's funny, cuz my husband likes burnt toast, too. And burnt cookies and popcorn. YUCK!!
jsatterfield
02-06-2009, 10:06 AM
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? :smk3:
Daisy
02-07-2009, 12:13 PM
If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn? :confused:
Daisy
02-07-2009, 12:15 PM
Who in the hell would want to choke a Smurf??? :ohwell:
jsatterfield
02-07-2009, 12:36 PM
Who in the hell would want to choke a Smurf??? :ohwell:
To borrow a line from Jeff Dunham and Walter, is that what they’re calling it now days. I guess you would have to watch a Jeff Dunham video to get that one.:shoot:
jsatterfield
02-09-2009, 10:45 AM
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Now I can't get that stupid song out of my head.:nerves:
jsatterfield
02-10-2009, 10:38 AM
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Scott
02-10-2009, 01:28 PM
Why is there brail keys in the drive up ATM?
jsatterfield
02-10-2009, 02:34 PM
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
jsatterfield
02-18-2009, 09:41 AM
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
:smk3:
jsatterfield
02-19-2009, 09:48 AM
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
postmaster
02-19-2009, 03:38 PM
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
You just have to be a 'public' figure to be considered 'assinated' otherwise, you're 'murdered'. I read that somewhere!:shoot:
Daisy
03-01-2009, 11:32 AM
Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? ;)
The early bird gets the worm, why is it the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap?
Daisy
03-02-2009, 07:51 PM
Hee, hee, if you're a bird, it's good to be early - if you're a mouse, you should sleep in........simple! :p
Californa has it's topless beaches but Roswell has it's bottomless lakes,
Why don't we promote that instead of aliens?
Daisy
03-07-2009, 01:09 PM
Corn oil is made from corn, olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from? :eek:
postmaster
03-07-2009, 04:20 PM
How come a package of hot dogs has 10 but a package of buns only has 8? Just askin'.
Daisy
03-07-2009, 05:23 PM
I've never thought that made sense - 8 buns, 8 hot dogs. (or 10 for both) Seems like a no brainer!! :rolleyes:
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Daisy
03-08-2009, 02:34 PM
And why don't they win the lottery??????
Daisy
03-10-2009, 08:34 PM
Why do so many people read the posts here on the forum, but so few people write here on a regular basis? :confused:
C'mon y'all, we need some new and fresh opinions! :D
jsatterfield
03-25-2009, 11:15 AM
Why do chicken breast not have nipple’s?? :smk1:
Daisy
03-25-2009, 11:36 AM
A better question might be - Why do you care that chicken breasts do not have nipples?? :p
I apologize, j - I just find it way fun to give you a hard time! :smk3:
jsatterfield
03-25-2009, 11:54 AM
Thank you Daisy, But curious minds want to know. I feel like I am getting cheated.:confused: It's a man thing I guess
jsatterfield
04-10-2009, 01:10 PM
If you could save a 1000 kids life’s, by knocking the hell out of someone. Would you do it?
It’s a simple Yes or NO Question, and an explanation as to why you answered the way you did.
This should be fun.
If You could save a 1000 kids life’s, by knocking the hell out of someone. Would you do it?
It’s a simple Yes or NO Question, and an explanation as to why you answered the way you did.
This should be fun.
I will start off with a hell yes, if the scumbag has any information that could help save 1000 kids life’s I would do whatever it took to get the information out of him ,short of killing him.
To me one scum bags life is not worth, even one decent man, women, or child’s life.
Swadlo
04-10-2009, 05:54 PM
Works for me.
Swadlo
Daisy
04-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Uhh, it didn't say the person you are knocking the hell out of is a scumbag.
But I would think yes, I would knock the hell out of someone to save 1000 kids' lives.
I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this..................:pinch:
Swadlo
04-12-2009, 10:44 AM
I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this..................
Why????????????
The last time I looked this was still a free country. The present government has not taken all of our rights away from us yet. It is up to us to keep it that way.
One Man's Opinion
Swadlo
Daisy
04-13-2009, 07:03 AM
The last time I looked this was still a free country.
Yes, dear, but the question was posted by jsatterfield - so I'm thinking there's gonna be a catch or a gotcha somewhere............:cool:
Swadlo
04-13-2009, 11:52 AM
Oh ye of little faith.
Swadlo
Daisy
04-13-2009, 12:23 PM
Yep, that would be me.................:D
jsatterfield
04-30-2009, 01:25 PM
I have a question, if some of our elected city official or even hired one like john caps, are ever proven to have violated the law during their term in office. Can these people be forced to resign, or can the people or citizens of Roswell have a recall petition signed to drive these people out of office. Isn’t there some ethics that they have to go by. I’m sure they have violated them.
Why wait for election time Drive them out now. Thats how I see it . I guess I’m Just another rightwing domestic terrorist that loves my country and city, and I refuse to be quiet.:torch::torch::torch:
Swadlo
04-30-2009, 09:45 PM
Roswell does not have a city charter.Therefore they can pertty much to what they want to.
Swadlo
Daisy
05-13-2009, 08:56 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?' :smk3:
Swadlo
05-13-2009, 09:09 PM
Why does merchandise cost more in Roswell than the other towns in South Eastern New Mexico?
Check out the store/gasoline prices in Hobbs, Carlsbad, Clovis and Portals.
Swadlo
Because, according to mayor sam, we are the hub city!
Swadlo
05-19-2009, 07:09 PM
I think it is because NO ONE IS WATCHING OUT FOR OUR INTREST.
Swadlo
Roswell does not have a city charter.Therefore they can pertty much to what they want to.
Swadlo
So how do we get a City Charter in place?
The citizens have to vote it in. The City Council has to put it on the ballot.
This means we have six of the eleven councilmen that is willing to do it.
This means we have to have some new faces on the council.
jsatterfield
05-21-2009, 10:23 AM
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.' :yucky:
Why do chicken breast not have nipple’s?? :smk1:
And what part of the chicken do the nuggets come from?
How many D-Day vets did obama take over with him to France in Air Force One?
How many D-Day vets did the first lady take over with her, the two kids, and her mother in the second plane to France?
jsatterfield
06-09-2009, 09:55 AM
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I'm just passing this thought along .....
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in
your wallet were ever in a strippers's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.
Have a nice day . :)
postmaster
06-09-2009, 10:38 AM
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I'm just passing this thought along .....
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in
your wallet were ever in a strippers's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.
Have a nice day . :)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Zoidberg
06-09-2009, 03:29 PM
And all this time you were assuming he meant a female stripper..
jsatterfield
06-09-2009, 06:30 PM
What other kind of striper is there Zoidberg? :yucky: Are you from California? Or maybe San Francisco. lol
Daisy
10-16-2009, 09:33 AM
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? :p
Daisy
11-12-2009, 10:18 AM
Good Question!
November is "Learn Chinese Month."
As a resident of Los Angeles, here's what I want to know: when is "Learn English Month"?
~Jay Leno
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